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Letterpress 'Made A Human' New Baby Card

Letterpress 'Made A Human' New Baby Card

$6.00

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IYKYK, Display that birth trophy (hospital water bottle) proudly! This letterpress new baby card features a hospital water cup and reads: "I made a human and all I got was this giant cup (and hemorrhoids)" Hand printed in the USA, blank inside. 

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from 60 reviews

My favorite store on the square, they carry very unique jewelry, pottery, clothing as well as special cards and baby clothes and holiday surprises and more! I love to go in there.

Rebecca B.
The River House Wimberley

Best customer service! I bought the adorable salt and pepper shakers during a trip a few weeks ago. Unfortunately, when I got home, the pepper wasn’t working properly. Not only did they mail me a new one, they wrote a sweet note! ❤️❤️

Stephanie C.
The River House Wimberley

The friendliest staff -
huge assortment of just about anything your looking for - prices are fair.
Plan on spending time there - ya don’t wanna miss a thing.

Susie L.
The River House Wimberley

The store has so many things, and the owner is very nice and helpful. I got a lot of things from there, they have unique pieces

Reem A.
The River House Wimberley

This is a beautiful shop with a wonderful array of gifts, home decor, jewelry and loads more. I will definitely shop there again when I'm in town.

Sarah G.
The River House Wimberley

This was one of my favorite stores on the Square. It was clean, well lit, well organized, and very nice merchandise. I hope to visit next time I'm in town!

Katie K.
The River House Wimberley

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